Una delle hit del momento su YouTube è la canzone My Mom’s on Facebook, parodia rockettara del rapporto genitore-figlio sul social network realizzata dai Back of the Class, gruppo comico di Los Angeles.
Inserito sulla piattaforma martedì scorso, in soli quattro giorni il divertente video è riuscito a superare abbondantemente la soglia delle 400.000 visite diventando così uno dei nuovi tormentoni su YouTube. Non sono riuscito a ritrovare il testo da nessuna parte, quindi è d’obbligo prestare attenzione con l’orecchio.
Edit: il testo dopo la pausa, grazie a thelostone.
You used to be a special place
for all my college friends.
A sanctuary in cyberspace,
but every love story ends.
(Facebooooook…..)
Why’d you have to go and lose
your exclusivity?
Now all my nightmares have come true…
my mom just friended me!
Since she joined she spends all her time
checking my news feed.
My interests are no longer
bubble butts and sticky weed.
She whacked my ass on Mafia Wars
and Flixtered “You’ve Got Mail.”
She washed the colors with the whites
and posted “laundry fail” (’cause now)…
CHORUS
My mom’s on Facebook.
She found a new way to nag me.
My mom’s on Facebook.
Comments whenever friends tag me.
My mom’s on Facebook.
She only got it to stalk me.
My mom’s on Facebook.
My childhood photos cock-block me.
My wall is not for e-mail, mom,
you’ll never get it right.
And gifting me some sexy lips
don’t mean a kiss goodnight.
She keeps on adding all my friends,
they just think she’s a joke…
except for Steve who says that she’s
a mom he’d like to poke. (She’s a M.I.L.P.!)
Mama read my 25 Things
and each and every note.
Now she knows I lost a bet
and had to wax my scrote.
Suggests new pages every day
from “hugs” to “Will and Grace.”
It’s getting to the point I’ll have to
switch back to MySpace. (But not really!)
Wrote in my status,
“boss is keeping me at work.”
Mom responded, “now I see
why you told me he’s a jerk.”
My boss saw it and fired me
and mom’s the reason why.
Now I’m starving and I’m lonely
and I’m probably gonna die… (because)
CHORUS
My mom’s on Facebook.
Now I’ve gotta watch every word.
My mom’s on Facebook.
Oooh, goddamn you, Mark Zuckerburg.
My mom’s on Facebook.
Posted a public reminder…
My mom’s on Facebook.
…that I came out her vagina!
My mom’s on Facebook.
Invited me to my cousin’s communion.
My mom’s on Facebook.
It’s like a family reunion.
My mom’s on Facebook.
I’m trying not to be bitter…
My mom’s on Facebook.
…but she just found me on Twitter!
My mom, your mom, his mom, Steve’s mom… all moms!
They’re all on Facebook.
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thelostone
21 mar 2010 - 04:49 - #1Era al terzo posto su Google, il testo introvabile.
Fa piangere.
You used to be a special place
for all my college friends.
A sanctuary in cyberspace,
but every love story ends.
(Facebooooook…..)
Why’d you have to go and lose
your exclusivity?
Now all my nightmares have come true…
my mom just friended me!
Since she joined she spends all her time
checking my news feed.
My interests are no longer
bubble butts and sticky weed.
She whacked my ass on Mafia Wars
and Flixtered “You’ve Got Mail.”
She washed the colors with the whites
and posted “laundry fail” (’cause now)…
CHORUS
My mom’s on Facebook.
She found a new way to nag me.
My mom’s on Facebook.
Comments whenever friends tag me.
My mom’s on Facebook.
She only got it to stalk me.
My mom’s on Facebook.
My childhood photos cock-block me.
My wall is not for e-mail, mom,
you’ll never get it right.
And gifting me some sexy lips
don’t mean a kiss goodnight.
She keeps on adding all my friends,
they just think she’s a joke…
except for Steve who says that she’s
a mom he’d like to poke. (She’s a M.I.L.P.!)
Mama read my 25 Things
and each and every note.
Now she knows I lost a bet
and had to wax my scrote.
Suggests new pages every day
from “hugs” to “Will and Grace.”
It’s getting to the point I’ll have to
switch back to MySpace. (But not really!)
Wrote in my status,
“boss is keeping me at work.”
Mom responded, “now I see
why you told me he’s a jerk.”
My boss saw it and fired me
and mom’s the reason why.
Now I’m starving and I’m lonely
and I’m probably gonna die… (because)
CHORUS
My mom’s on Facebook.
Now I’ve gotta watch every word.
My mom’s on Facebook.
Oooh, goddamn you, Mark Zuckerburg.
My mom’s on Facebook.
Posted a public reminder…
My mom’s on Facebook.
…that I came out her vagina!
My mom’s on Facebook.
Invited me to my cousin’s communion.
My mom’s on Facebook.
It’s like a family reunion.
My mom’s on Facebook.
I’m trying not to be bitter…
My mom’s on Facebook.
…but she just found me on Twitter!
My mom, your mom, his mom, Steve’s mom… all moms!
They’re all on Facebook.
colui che fa plin plin dopo la disco
21 mar 2010 - 05:21 - #2non tanto della mamma che usa facebook per “accidentalmente”spiarmi…tanto per la mamma che io torno a casa prima dal lavoro e la trovo su facebook a fare bleaaaaargh arfghhhh urgh con un 20enne arrapato….
fonte della notizia:la mia ragazza che torna prima dal lavoro e trova la sua mamma su facebook a fare bleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh arfghhhhhhhhhhhh urgh con 20enne arrapato
abel233
21 mar 2010 - 07:08 - #3Io ho solo una valanga di insulti.. per facobook per chi ha fatto questa canzone e per il blog che la postata.. e anche per me che continua entrare in questo blog!
Sti
21 mar 2010 - 12:58 - #4 (nascondi)è davvero bellissima ’sta canzone ed è pure orecchiabile.
in ogni caso per evitare i problemi di “My mom’s on facebook” ho bloccato lei e altri parenti ehehe
ciao ciao e non fate sempre i nerd del cavolo che pensano solo ad insultare facebook, e chi lo usa, ad ogni notizia che lo riguarda
Sticazzi
21 mar 2010 - 21:26 - #5I veri nerd, sono quelli che ci scivono articoli e i moralisti che se ne compiacciono come te.
Niente da fare, nessun posto da moderatore qui. Ritenta, sarai più fortunello, bimbominkia.
orchite-acuta
21 mar 2010 - 21:31 - #6Pessimismo e fastidio. Rosario, trovati un lavoro.
gattamorta
22 mar 2010 - 18:58 - #7@ orchite-acuta:
ahahaahaahaha !!
complimenti per la citazione televisiva …
tia
23 mar 2010 - 10:49 - #8ahahahah non commento il post ne il resto…
Commento solo i vostri commenti: I migliori!!
Grandi raga :D
Direi primo posto a orchite-acuta ahahahah che quoto alla grande.
Second posto ad abel233 per “e anche per me che continuo entrare in questo blog!” ahahhaha hai proprio ragione!!